Pathan: Yaara Hamara Bivi Hum Ko Chhod Kar Chala Gaya! Dost: Tum Us Ko Pyaar Nahin Karte Hoge! Pathan: O Nah Oye Kasam Khuda Ka; Saga Bahan Jaisa Samjhta Tha Usko!
Ek Ladki Tran Se Utar Kar Pathan Se Puchti Hai: Yah Kaun Sa Station Hai? Pathan Ne Socha Socha Aur Socha! Fir Bola: Bahan Ji Yah Relve Station Hai!
Ek Pathan Par Bijali Ke Taar Gir Gai! Pathan Tadap Tadap Ke Marne Hi Wala Tha Ki Use Yaad Aaya Ki Bijali To Do Din Se Band Hai!
Ek Pathan Ne Resturent Men Pijja Mangvaya! Water Ne Pucha Ki Pijja Ke 4 Pees Karne Hai Ya 8? Pathan: 8 Pees Kar Do 4 Se Pet Nahin Bharta!
Pathan: 15 Din Ki Chhutti Chahiye Kajan Ki Shaadi Hai! Bos: Kajan Ki Shadi Men 15 Din Ki Chhutti Kyon? Pathan: Kajan Ki Shadi Mujhse Ho Rahi Hai!